Showing posts with label F. Show all posts
Showing posts with label F. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2009

F

False Claim (n.)
What you believe your pick-up partner has done after 3 hands of bridge and you look at his profile and he has put expert as his Skill Level.

Fast Arrival (v.)
The outcome of your morning love-making when play starts at 9:20 a.m.

Field (n./v.)
1. Size of a tournament.

2. Being aware that partner has psyched in the absence of a call that reveals the psyche.

3. Where you will dump your partners body after he continuously perpetrates 2.

Field Protection (n.)
This is a term often used to explain bad results in a matchpoint event, instead of actually accepting that going -1400 versus air is bad.

Fit (v.)
What your partner will do if you put him in a Mini-Moysian or worse.

Flannery (n.)
A brilliant invention that allows the missing of even more slams than usual. It is also known for the ability to wind up playing 2♦ in 2-2 fits.

Flat (adj.)
Antonym of Double Squeeze (see Double Squeeze)

Forcing Pass (n.)
A call, if also passed by the partner, usually forces partnership discord.

Fourth Best (n.)
The partner you draw in a high stakes rubber game.

Four Way Transfers (n.)
The bridge equivalent of a Merry-Go-Round.

Friends List (n.)
A list of people whom you enjoy stalking.