Showing posts with label V. Show all posts
Showing posts with label V. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2009

V

Vienna Coup (n.)
The clandestine changing of one’s flag to Austria when you hear in lobby-chat that the daughter of the director for the upcoming tourney you want to play in was left at the altar by a man from your own country.

Void (adj.)
Partner's usual trump support when you are declaring.

Vugraph (n.)
In the event that just playing bridge isn't embarassing enough, Bridge Base has now created a way to broadcast your errors and disasters around the world.

Vugraph Commentator (n.)
A volunteer who is restricted in what (s)he can say, recieves 50 chats a minute, and only gets to put "+++" in their profile to show for it.

Vulnerability (n.)
The condition in which any transgression makes you more susceptible to the wrath of your teammates.