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Weak Three (n/adj.)
See Weak 2 below

A polite term referring to the husband and wife who have played at the local club for 15 years, and still play in C, just after they start attending prenatal classes.

Weak Two (n./adj.)
A polite term referring to the husband and wife who have played at the local club for 25 years, and still play in C.

Weed (n.)
The BBO nickname you click on to watch the JEC team match when have 30 minutes to kill waiting for your document to print after you look at the print-spool and find your colleague is printing out every email her lover, who went back to his wife the previous morning, had sent her since 2002.

Wales (n.)
A place that teaches their children to spell incorrectly, and how to declare 6H improperly.

Wife (n.)
Someone who you should avoid sitting across the table from at all costs.

Wilkosz (n.)
An eccentric polish invention, made with only one aim: To craze the foreigners.
Forbidden by the American inquisition.